Thursday, April 19, 2007

Funniest Thing EVAR

No words I have can possibly do this justice. Nothing I say can will make this funnier than it is. So, without further preamble, I give you the funniest thing ever put down on film, the final scene from The Turkish Star Wars:



Stew said...

What. The. Fuck?

And the Turks are pushing for integration with the EU?

(shakes head)

April 19, 2007 12:03 PM  
Chris Bradley said...

Stew! Dood!

ANY country that promotes this much violence to people wearing fursuits gets my votes! That clip is ten minutes of furries getting ripped apart by kung-fu! You GOTTA let 'em in!

Plus, those golden gloves he's wearing in the clip? Well, the Wikipedia article about the Turkish Star Wars informs me that they're made from a melted down magic sword plus the brains of his friend! The moral of the movie seems to be "the most powerful weapon is the human mind" -- apparently not for it's ability to reason, but because it can be melted down with a magic sword to create furry killing gauntlets and magic springy jumping boots! What a wonderful plot twist! I could have never thought of that!

And the editing! I think that it is an action equivalent of cinema verite and Dadist filmmaking with a special Turkish . . . je ne sais quoi that is sublime, man, fuckin' sublime.

Plus, the genius of the soundtrack. It's like I've heard it before, but NEVER LIKE THIS!

This is, without a doubt, the finest movie ever made.


April 19, 2007 12:22 PM  
Santiago said...

Hmmm, it's like Star Wars but with a better plot, more believable characters and higher quality special effects!!


April 19, 2007 1:10 PM  
divabeq said...

I'm not usually much of a science fiction fan, but how could I not support all the furry violence?

April 19, 2007 1:34 PM  
beepbeepitsme said...

Let me guess. Limited budget.

That would be a cult classic here, but not the reason the film makers intended.

April 19, 2007 6:44 PM  
Krystalline Apostate said...

I've had scattered dreams over a single night that had less continuity problems.
Gotta love them oversized cardboard shurikens.
Best caption:
What Fellini's hallucinations would've looked like, had he ingested a psilocybin/LSD cocktail.
I think the trampolines were the biggest cost on this thing's budget.

April 22, 2007 11:11 PM  

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